Food Network Star – The One Where Alicia Cries
Chris – “Boom! Sausage…fall…right…on…the…domepiece” (Domepiece may or may not be a compound word. I don’t know. Please don’t ask me to get in Chris’ head.) Week two of Food Network Star and we get two...
View ArticleFOOD NETWORK STAR – THE ONE WHERE ALICIA CRIES PART 3
FOOD NETWORK STAR – THE ONE WHERE ALICIA CRIES PART 3 “It’s a new week. A new day. Maybe I can go tanning this week.” – Chris, but you knew that already It’s week 3 of Food Network Star and it’s about...
View ArticleFOOD NETWORK STAR – THE ONE WHERE WHITNEY CRIES?
“Mmmm, shitake that’s good.” – Justin B.’s version of “Boom goes the dynamite” We are in week four of Food Network Star and this is where we separate the fairies from the witches. The vampires from...
View ArticleFOOD NETWORK STAR – HOPE YOU LIKE BALLS
FOOD NETWORK STAR – HOPE YOU LIKE BALLS The best part about this week’s episode is that it’s only 60 minutes! 90 minutes of Penny bitching, people bitching at Penny, Chris making up words and assorted...
View ArticleFOOD NETWORK STAR – THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE HOPES PENNY DIES IN A FIRE
“Who me?” Jeff – “My humor hasn’t always gone over very well with the judges.” Understatement of the series. Balls. Giada to Mary Beth – “You kinda cook like someone who needs the tips that Food...
View ArticleQuick Hit Thoughts on Food Network Star’s Final Six
Danny has been doing a great job with his recaps of Food Network Star. If you haven’t been keeping up with them then you need to fix that now. I’ve got a few thoughts of my own about the show in...
View ArticleFOOD NETWORK STAR – THE ONE WHERE FOOD BOGGLES HER
FOOD NETWORK STAR – THE ONE WHERE FOOD BOGGLES HER Bobby Flay – “This is the problem. Food boggles her.” Yeah, what does it say then that Mary Beth has outlasted nine other wanna be stars? Oh and of...
View ArticleFOOD NETWORK STAR – THE ONE WHERE YOU WISH AUBREY PLAZA HAD MORE AIR TIME
We’re down to five, but really by the end of this episode it’s clear there’s only one who matters. Yep, Aubrey Plaza. The first words go to Susie and between her little depression and showing her...
View ArticleFOOD NETWORK STAR – The One Where Mary Beth and Penny Team Up – Part VII
And then there were four… The penultimate episode of the season meant it was time for Iron Chef – Food Network Star style. In other words, time for a bunch of food you’d never see on an Iron Chef and...
View ArticleFOOD NETWORK STAR – THE ONE WHERE THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
After countless Penny/Mary Beth partnerships, Jyllicious bites, parent sob stories, Vic point of view changes and various iterations of balls we’ve made it to the final hour of Food Network Star. This...
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